Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Rhydian ~ Conspiracy Theory 1

In the first of the live shows tone deaf harridan Sharon Osbourne tried to get Welsh man-god Rhydian to bear his chest. He modestly refused. The belief, held by many, is that we will never see Rhydian's chest because he is an android. This revolutionary android is being trialled by scientists in this series of the X Factor to see if it can fool the public with its synthesised voice and odd looking face. Unfortunately apart from the face and hands everything under the clothes is just plastic, wires and silicon chips.

The android conspiracy theory also explains the staring lifeless eyes.

You will never see Rhydian's chest.

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