"The most nauseating individual I have met in years" Sharon Osbourne
"The most rehearsed person here...viva la diva!" Dannii Minogue
"One of the worst songs I've ever heard" Simon Cowell @ Rhydians audition
"He is revolting. Everything I dislike rolled into one." Sharon Osbourne
"It's a NO from me." Dannii Minogue @ Rhydians audition
"He's scary." Thomas Smith (age 9)
"Styled and dressed exactly like a gay terminator he stomped around the stage howling notes like a terrifying robotic early warning system created by a lunatic" Charlie Brooker (Guardian)
"........" Celine Dion
"Watching the show I was like, Christ, no wonder everybody thinks he's mental" Daniel - X factor reject
"Rhydian is up his own arse" Simon Cowell
"You moved me" Dannii Minogue
"The Welsh baritone is an unstoppable juggernaut who crashes through your Saturday peak viewing, grabs you by the lapels, bellows into your face and demands your undivided attention" The Guardian
"You are a much bigger drama queen than me" Sharon Osbourne
"You, are barking mad" Simon Cowell
"It looks like Marmite is back in fashion" Dannii Minogue
"A bit over the top" Louis Walsh
"You look like the snow queen from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" Sharon Osbourne
"Think of him like the British Sangina or Gayken." Perez Hilton
"Rhydian, Oh Rhydian; With you there is no meridian" Federal Drugs Administration
"Like a Really Camp Cheerleader in a White Supremacist Pep Rally" Anglophina Blog
"He owned the stage and made the song his own. In the words of Frankie Goes To Hollywood: The world is his oyster!"
Harold St.John Peasbody
"He’s a kind of male vocal equivalent of Dame Shirley Bassey… powerful, expressive, and born in music-mad Cardiff" Peggy's DSB Blog
"He will take to fame like a silver-haired duck to water" The Guardian
"I just hope the rugby club aren't watching" Rhydian before Go West
"The camper the better" Cheryl, Girls Aloud
"No army in the world salutes with their left arm" anonymous comment on You tube about Go West performance
"A synchronicity we have noted is, coincident with the arrival of the Comet Holmes, the sudden appearance on the world stage of the X-Factor contestant Rhydian Roberts" astrology blog
"if Rhydian's version of Go West was released as a single in eastern Europe it'd be number one forever" heckler Spray
"It's like Sigfried and Roy had a threesome with Freddie Mercury and all of them birthed a beauteous lovechild. Rhydian is so beautiful. F**k Leona Lewis. X Factor has made a newer, better star." Tasty Tacky
"A whippy-haired, ego-manic freak show " Middleton Guardian
"It looks like another Welsh singer is going to be a big star!" Peggy's Shirley Bassey Blog
"He has a great physique; loves his family; doesn’t spit at audiences" No Damn Blog
"Andrew Lloyd Webber’s loss is most definitely our gain!" Bright Vision Blog
"All he has to do is open his mouth and he is Mario Lanza reborn" James Masterson
"This Welsh minstrel appears to be the favourite to conquer this singing joust" Knights of Pain Table
"Hello I'm Rhydian from the X Factor. Bow down before my ridiculously big blonde helmet, you foolish humans"
Oh Rhydian, Oh Rydian
With you there is no meridian
They either love you or they hate you
But you hit our mark
Rhydian, Oh Rydian
Oh nothing rhymes with Rhydian
Just please don't come and meet us after dark.
"I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here. I don't belong here or do I?"
Rhydian, Oh Rydian
You do things in your idiom
You take a tune and cut it
like Dr Frankenstein
Rhydian, Oh Rhydian
You really are not kiddying
You are still wearing that halloween mask
After all this time
"I'm the phantom of the X Factor. I'm here inside your mind. I'm the phantom of the X Factor. I'm here and now you're mine"
2 Comments:
VOTE LEON! hahaha. He's got a breast cancer victim on his side.
Thanks! I`ll do this.
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